It looks like the closest we'll get to the "jackarse of teh week honors" will be from The Apple Store (U.S.)

Refurbished MacBook 2.1GHz Intel Core 2 Duo - White
13.3-inch glossy widescreen display
1GB memory
120GB hard drive
Combo drive (DVD-ROM/CD-RW)
Built-in iSight camera
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• Save 23% off the original price
Original price: $1,099.00
Your price: $849.00

$150 off the current going rate. There still isn't anything about plastic MacBooks on Apple's website other than the opportunity to buy one. No tech specs, nothing. I have to think they're just clearing inventory at this point, which brings us right back to the $900 mobile DV editing tax I ranted about yesterday.