I mean, who really cares, right? But Charlie Sheen and Kutcher are so prevalent on the talk shows (even though this one on Dave is a rerun), I wonder if we're not all being played. Sheen's very complimentary of his old show. Kutcher jokes about his character wanting to end it all. We're still not sure Sheen's guy even croaks. Sheen says he'd like (expects?) to return. The WaPo tells us Sheen's "Anger Management" show, "still doesn’t have a network, or really, it turns out, any details." Does it exist? And would that studio audience who just acted like they'd seen a ghost in a Two and a Half Men promo have maybe really seen someone they think is a ghost?

If we're all Punk'd, we deserve it.