Why do folks come in to work on Christmas Eve if they're sick? I mean, I get it, but if there ever was a time you could duck out a little early, well... Three hours of slack production from you isn't worth killing our breaks (and workdays) by sharing the cold, you know? Leave. It's okay. Go. No, really. Go. Now. /{shoo-shoo motions} Thanks.

/rant ;^)