Can't tell if it's funny or sad, but it's true:

You know who they are. They ramble on and on about the evils of integrated development environments. 'You use an IDE. Then you aren't a real programmer' they exclaim. It is then that they drop the bomb. In their arrogance to assert supreme programming dominance, the words they are about to say begin salivating at the crown of their lips. You feel it coming as your blood pressure begins beating faster and faster. Here it comes... 'I write all my code... in... Notepad!'