Can't decide if quotes like:

"VB Takes A Lot Of The Arbitrary And Unnecessary Crap Out Of Programming"
"Python Takes **ALL** Of The Arbitrary And Unnecessary Crap Out Of Programming"

... from this article mean I should laugh or stop wasting time and check out Python. Yes, that's the same article I was whining about below.

The problem seems to be you could waste your whole life checking out all the pseudo-programming langs (often called "scripting langs" to save you the trouble from posting flames to alt.die.die.die about how they aren't programming languages at all) or you accept that you don't have the absolute best choice for every possible use out there and start learning how to push those 0s and 1s. The next problem if you choose the latter (as I assume you are, or you'd better get back to hunting) is that you'll spend the rest of your life wondering how much time you wasted using your almost-lang o' choice.