Got this in a job opening email today:

Candidate will work on a busy, distraction driven environment.

Distraction driven, no less. I love me some distraction driven environments. What the heck does that mean?

On a completely unrelated front, do not get the flu for fun. Worst I've felt since I had malaria, I'm tellin' ya, and without the periods of relative health in between chills and feverous rages. No kidding.