Look, folks come to Starbucks to get work done.  Coffee wakes you up.  Tables hold laptops.  WiFi allows you to do, well, anything you want over a VPN.

You know what really, really stinks when you're trying to work?

CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH.  
  
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH.

You know how I know?  Because it's happening to me in a Starbucks right now.  And I do have my headphones on.  Salad and coffee shops don't mix.  They don't.

I don't pay $2-$5 for tea and a quiet snack for fun.  I pay it to work for an hour.  Okay?

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