Put the knife down and take a green herb, dude. (c) Ruffin Bailey 2001-2021

title: Put the knife down and take a green herb, dude.	descrip: One feller's views on the state of everyday computer science & its application (and now, OTHER STUFF) who isn't rich enough to shell out for www.myfreakinfirst-andlast-name.com Using 89% of the same design the blog had in 2001.
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Friday, December 28, 2001
Crazy Apple Rumors Site -- fun stuff. Wednesday Feature: Crazy Apple Help Desk Q: I recently stuck a sandwich in the Mezzanine slot of my original iMac but it doesn't seem to be working. I've tried rebooting, but my Mac still doesn't have access to any sandwich-related services. What am I doing wrong? A: Most likely the sandwich you attempted to use contained braunschweiger or some other meat product of European origin. European meat products require a different voltage than your iMac uses. Replace the sandwich with one containing American ham or turkey. A laugh riot, no? posted by ruffin at 12/28/2001 10:22:00 AM

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Just the last year o' posts:

URLs I want to remember:
* Atari 2600 programming on your Mac	* joel on software (tip pt)
* Professional links: resume, github, paltry StackOverflow	* Regular Expression Introduction (copy)
* The hex editor whose name I forget	* JSONLint to pretty-ify JSON
* Using CommonDialog in VB 6	* Free zip utils
* git repo mapped drive setup	* Regex Tester
* Read the bits about the zone	* Find column in sql server db by name
* Giant ASCII Textifier in Stick Figures (in Ivrit)	* Quick intro to Javascript
* Don't [over-]sweat "micro-optimization"	* Parsing str's in VB6
* .ToString("yyyy-MM-dd HH:mm:ss.fff", CultureInfo.InvariantCulture); (src)	* Break on a Lenovo T430: Fn+Alt+B
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