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Q: I recently stuck a sandwich in the Mezzanine slot of my original iMac but it doesn't seem to be working. I've tried rebooting, but my Mac still doesn't have access to any sandwich-related services. What am I doing wrong?
A: Most likely the sandwich you attempted to use contained braunschweiger or some other meat product of European origin. European meat products require a different voltage than your iMac uses. Replace the sandwich with one containing American ham or turkey.

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