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Monday, February 02, 2004
Mo' Oracle fun. To get the top 10 rows in SQL Server, you'd use: `SELECT TOP 10 * FROM TABLE1` In Oracle, you use... `SELECT * FROM TABLE1 WHERE ROWNUM <= 10` Love me some nonstandard SQL implementations. Working with Oracle & SQL Server is like working with IE & NS again. And when I say NS, I mean Netscape 4.x, where they were just as eager to shove their proprietary `layer`s on us as Microsoft was with IE specific jive. Feeeee-uhn. posted by ruffin at 2/02/2004 03:05:00 PM

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URLs I want to remember:
* Atari 2600 programming on your Mac	* joel on software (tip pt)
* Professional links: resume, github, paltry StackOverflow	* Regular Expression Introduction (copy)
* The hex editor whose name I forget	* JSONLint to pretty-ify JSON
* Using CommonDialog in VB 6	* Free zip utils
* git repo mapped drive setup	* Regex Tester
* Read the bits about the zone	* Find column in sql server db by name
* Giant ASCII Textifier in Stick Figures (in Ivrit)	* Quick intro to Javascript
* Don't [over-]sweat "micro-optimization"	* Parsing str's in VB6
* .ToString("yyyy-MM-dd HH:mm:ss.fff", CultureInfo.InvariantCulture); (src)	* Break on a Lenovo T430: Fn+Alt+B
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