From the WWDC slideshow that was posted on

Tell Apple Music what you like and you'll get handpicked music based on your tastes.

Apple Music includes tens of thousands of music videos with no ads.

The [10 year-olds in the] audience likes what they hear.

What does any of this crap have to do with a developers' conference? If you want another keynote, Apple, have one. Concentrate on the "D" in WWDC when at WWDC, kk?

(Yes, the accompanying image was edited with MSPaint. Desperate times and all that.)

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