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| Tuesday, September 15, 2026 | |
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As my tempest of phone upgrade decisions rages in its teapot (Duo vs Fairphone vs. 17e vs. 18e), it occurs to me that the iPhone Duo's unfolding animation is a replacement for turning your phone sideways. I don't do that often now, but when I do, it's for exactly the sorts of uses that the Duo excelled at in the keynote. Questions:
I know it's, as someone commented [to me directly] on a similar post I made years ago, a third world problem, but Apple hasn't been great with left-handers for a while:
I kind of get it. Since the Mac LC was described to me by my Pascal (!!) teacher as, "The computer that does 90% of what everyone needs but by design never lets you get that last 10%," I've known and seen that Apple shoots for the happy, most common path to KISS. Which is to say I'm interested in seeing how wide a path we've got now with the Duo and if there are plans -- good, deliberate plans (I'm looking at you, multitasking on iPad) -- to make that path wider in the future. I mean, you really couldn't avoid it (could you?), but the watch obviously has a pretty useful left-handed mode, though I can't help but think Apple would, if truth-serum-ed, say the crown on top and button underneath is the superior position (just as the Duo would have the selfie camera down at the bottom like those bizarre Dell computers where you get to watch the fingers of people on your calls as they type). Labels: apple, happy-path-or-no-path, iphone, iPhone duo, left-handedness posted by ruffin at 9/15/2026 11:48:00 AM |
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| Wednesday, September 09, 2026 | |
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Interesting Apple keynote. Ternus immediately strikes me as a more interesting CEO, if we ignore that our CEO names, to this point, have been Steve, Tim, and John, which are as whitebread as it comes. (Ooops. I started at The Return. Michael, Mike, John, Michael (I see a trend), Gilbert, then Steve, Tim, and John. Not exactly injera, are they?) But, unlike wooden -- but otherwise amazingly business-competent -- Cook, I want to ask Ternus questions about what he's presenting. I feel like I might get better than boilerplate answers, which my intuition tells me are all I'd get from Cook. There's a huge gap between buttoned up and effusively proud of what you've done before you get to "That's company IP; I can't tell you". We've at least solved the "Do you seem to care about my phone?" issue. Tentatively. The only other item of real interest for me -- beyond the reuse of "one more thing", which you could see coming a mile away -- was the one more thing: Duo. I am the market for this thing, which is to say who the heck is the market?
Imagine an iPad mini in your pocket. This is my dream! Well, you had me in the first half; not going to lie. It's a dream, but not at $2200.* Is this for Apple Watch Edition owners only? Or at least Hermes watch owners, I guess. Not that there's anything inherently wrong with that. Yet for that price, I can buy a Fairphone 6+ ($650), a Garmin Instinct Solar that "never" needs charging ($350, $1k running total), and a new mini ($700 once 8th gen is out?, $1700 total), pocket $500 and say forget the Duo. Except that 8th gen mini won't fit in my pocket. Decisions, decisions. IP68?!!Now admittedly part of me doesn't trust the IP68 rating Apple claims for the Duo.
Frankly, that's amazing. A 6 for dust means, "No ingress of dust; complete protection against contact (dust-tight). A vacuum must be applied. Test duration of up to 8 hours based on airflow." Really? Again, amazing. The Galaxy Z Fold 8 that iFixit recently showed still gets sand crackle is only IP48. Still, "Resistance might decrease as a result of normal wear" and "dust resistance [is] not a permanent condition" is doing a lot of work in that blurb. That is, I still wouldn't want to take a Duo to the beach, and I'd probably want to drop another $200 for at least a year of AppleCare. But, man, that SE 3 is getting slow. It stinks that if I don't order Friday I probably wouldn't get a new phone delivered until the 18e is out. This is definitely a see-it-first type of purchase. And probably a wait for version 2, see how long IP68 lasts, and hope it still has Touch ID next year thing for me. *The storage trap/lock-inWhy $2200 for me to buy a Duo? Because there's another bit of lock-in I'm experiencing: I've got too danged much on my phone. My main SE 3 has 256 gigs, and it's still to the point that I'm constantly unloading apps and whacking music off of it to keep it running quickly. I bought a back-up SE 3 a while back with 64 gigs of space and, well, it's a pita to set up if you don't just say, "Forget it, don't restore from backup after all." But then you lose health, etc, right? Is there a clever way to do this other than...
That's crazy. So I have to buy an even better-storaged phone not to go mad during my transfer. That puts me at $2200. Labels: apple, cook, fairphone, garmin, hats o' money, iphone, ternus, Touch ID posted by Jalindrine at 9/09/2026 06:35:00 PM |
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| Tuesday, November 01, 2022 | |
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I always forget where this is, and had another iPhone die from a fall yesterday, which often requires the SIM card moving to my backup Android until a replacement iPhone is secured.
That site where you get sent an SMS on the new phone and Apple removes your phone number from Message's SMS black hole is this:
Remember when this didn't exist? :shudder: Labels: iphone, noteToSelf posted by Jalindrine at 11/01/2022 10:45:00 AM |
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| Monday, March 07, 2022 | |
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From "The 5G iPhone SE will be for carriers, not customers " at theverge.com:
This is 100% accurate. This is not.
If the prices are the same, just updating to an A15 makes the SE an amazing bargain once again. This phone should be current as long as the iPhone 13 is. And, as I've mentioned before, I hate Face ID. This could be the last iPhone with a Touch ID on the home button. If the rumored "SE BIG" based on the Xr has the same Touch ID as the iPad mini, count me out. (And the SE 3 is rumored to have a 256 gig version available.) I've seen MacRumors say that the SE 3 camera is going to be updated. I hope so, and that was one of the coolest parts of the first iPhone SE, which stole the 6S' rear (but not front) camera, but I don't think that's likely here. I think I recall the SE 2 didn't bother upgrading the 8's camera other than the "sensor". And I bet the only additions we should expect are things that would be harder to remove than to keep. If it's easier to supply a new sensor, it'll use it, otherwise not. If it's easier to add night mode or whatever in software than remove it, it'll use it. Otherwise not. But if they wanted to update the camera, I wouldn't fight them. I've been using the SE 1 since I gave away my SE 2, trying to use the iPad mini 6 as "my iPhone" while working at home, and, well, let's just say it's time for a new phone when I do go out. If they really have the rumored 256 gig model for under $650, yes, please. posted by ruffin at 3/07/2022 03:34:00 PM |
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| Tuesday, September 28, 2021 | |
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From daringfireball.net:
I realize Grubes isn't quite committing the sin of assuming Apple lock-in, but it's close. "Hey, your iPhone works great with your watch!" is verrrrry close to, "Your iPhone doesn't work as intended without one, so of course you have one." And, let's be clear, the iPhone assemblage expects a watch at this point. I recall reading a review for the original AirPods by someone who didn't have a watch. She complained that it was too difficult to control volume with the AirPods she was reviewing, and she was 100% right. The volume button on the AirPods is on your watch. It's the "digital crown". If you don't have a watch, you can't adequately control volume; a crucial part of your Apple AirPods is missing. It can even be a Series 2 watch like mine. Works perfectly. Not only sound, which is slick, but the pause, fast-forward, and rewind are also all there on the watch interface waiting on you. You could argue that she should have been aware of how the watch would complete the AirPods, Jerry McGuire style, but the review was absolutely spot on saying the AirPods' design stinks out of the box. Ostensibly, Siri would solve all your extra control problems, and the always-on "Hey Siri" of AirPods Pro and AirPods v2+ likely helps mitigate this a bit. Currently, though it's an adequate solution in theory, it's a huge fail in practice. I map my AirPods' double-tap away from Siri and to forward (left ear) and back (right) to get back some measure of control. Removing one pauses, of course. (That said, when we finally figure out how to integrate Siri culturally and socially, it's going to be amazing. I think I've mentioned how once, in a crowed and extremely loud Apple Store, I was able to nearly whisper a text reply into my watch and have the perfectly transcribed text sent without so much as removing my phone from my pocket. That's how Siri should work, and, at some point, I bet it does -- a nearly subvocal interface that allows rich interactions.) If you're wearing a watch, AirPods work great -- better than reaching for some dumb volume wart on a wire hanging down from your ears. But if you're not, AirPods are a bad idea. You're almost precisely up the proverbial Sonic Creek without a paddle. And, apparently, you're stuck up Face ID Creek too. To be clear, this Face ID pain is not something I've felt since I quickly gave away my XR. I still prefer a phone with Touch ID so I don't have to have a clear line of sight to my full visage to use my phone. I've been on the SE train for a while now -- and am currently, unexpectedly, using an SE v1 again. What a beautifully sized phone. And I'm now the iPad mini train again too, a perfect balance of easy to carry away from the house (iPhone SE1) and maximized interactions when I'm at home and pockets no longer matter (iPad mini 6). Both are sooooo much nicer with Touch ID. No watch required. I do, however, love using my AirPods. I've even PodSwapped them and feel good about that so far. Labels: AirPods, apple, apple fail, apple watch, Face ID, iphone posted by ruffin at 9/28/2021 09:09:00 PM |
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| Thursday, October 29, 2020 | |
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From A Guy Walks Into an Apple Store by Matt Birchler "This sounds like it will all work great, but now I have a new phone, two new cables, and one new charging brick, but I didn't get a charging brick with the iPhone because that was supposed to help reduce waste?" "You got it. Thanks for buying the things our ads say you should buy, and enjoy your new iPhone." I mean, I get it. It is a convoluted set of steps to go from โnew to iPhoneโ to โfully equipped with my iPhoneโ. I mean, itโs not crazyโฆ
Seems fine. And if weโd never built the expectation that those would be freebies we find in the box, nobody would be the wiser. The real underhanded trick Appleโs performed is, however, that this makes the iPhone $39 + $19 = $58 more expensive because the price of the phone itself didnโt change. Oh, wait. As we all know, it actually did. If youโre not on AT&T or Verizon, the phone went up $30 too. That means the iPhone price silently went up $88. I know Iโm belaboring that a little with the previous post, but thatโs not great. In this one case, it really doesnโt feel Jobsian. He would always claim the products were worth the price. He wouldnโt play the shell game with $90. Or have I forgotten something & Iโm using memoryโs rose colored glasses? Do we already know if thatโs the case for the iPhone 12 mini, or is there a chance they could reverse course at least for that non-Pro model? Real-time update: The wacky $30 carrier-free surcharge is there for the mini: Labels: apple, hats of money, iphone posted by ruffin at 10/29/2020 09:18:00 PM |
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| Tuesday, October 13, 2020 | |
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iPhone 12 and friends announced. Yay. Here are some first impressions. iPhone (mostly the mini)I want a smaller phone than my iPhone 8. I'd posted on MacRumors that I think Apple is calling out people like me perfectly. The SE 1 showed two things:
Those in group #2 sure acted like they'd like to do it independently of #1. You want a small phone with the latest features? Put your money where your mouth is. I'm not going to. I still hate Face ID. Lots of use cases, but here's the most important: I like to wake up, grab the phone, and unlock it without taking my head off of the pillow. I really wanted the "Touch ID in the power button" on this phone. You could talk me into buying an SE 2 (overly long story how I ended up with an 8 here -- got the SO an SE 2. It's a neat phone), but not the mini. Too bad. I had my fingers crossed. 'Nuff said on that. MagSafeMagSafe looks cool. Should have seen this coming. SO uses a magnet case to attach to a mount in the car. The Belkin MagSafe car mount is that "put some metal in your iPhone case" idea done right. I kinda like the wallet attachment, though not in leather. David "_" Smith talked me into ditching my wallet years ago (even "thanked" him for it at Release Notes Dine-a-round), and I've gotten a Speck wallet case with every phone of mine since. Now I can pop a wallet off of my phone and start it charging instead of worrying (I hope!) about the cards demagnetizing. We'll see. If they've solved that so that the case protects the cards if I forget, I'm going to regret my 8 not having MagSafe. Seriously, it's no brainer. It's the right way to do accessories. Edit: One follow-up. If, with the MagSafe, we're really headed to a no-port phone, how is Apple going to sell its "environmental" priorities when they make everyone buy a MagSafe power adapter next year to power them up? Are they going to still leave the charger out and say, "You've probably already got a Qi charger in your home!" (And with me, they'd be right. I didn't use them at all three months ago, but now have two. One is some freebee swag and the other a Millennium Falcon that has the decency for its engines to glow blue when you've managed to get your phone on correctly.) HomePodHomePod mini is a buy. I bet the sound is better than an Amazon dot, and, at $100, I don't know another step up speaker I'd consider. I don't have Apple Music, so we'll see how the Amazon Music integration is. I usually pump tunes through my stereo, but we'll put this next to the monitor in the office and see how I like it, using the stereo for CDs, tapes [sic], and albums & the HomePod for streaming, maybe? For $100, it's cheap enough to try out, if just to wet my curiousity. Edit: Argh. After a little research, I'm tempted to get the "real" HomePod from OWC for $210 for the Apple TV Atmos sound, which the HomePod mini doesn't do. LiesI do think the marketing is getting in front of Apple's business. Worst offender? Don't tell me Siri is "the most popular" voice assistant in the world because it's on billions of devices. That might make it the most accessible assistant by some measure, but it's sure as heck not the most popular. Who uses Siri? Anybody? Really? More than Alexa? Really? And number of constant users ("How many times have you used X in the last month?") really is the way to measure popularity. You might be in everyone's Contacts, but until you're invited to all the parties, you don't get to say you're the most popular, Siri. UPDATE: As Jason Snell points out in Apple fibs about iPhone 12 pricing to promote wireless carriers, it turns out there was a worse offender: The iPhone prices relayed in the keynote were only legit for preferred carriers. If you wanted an unlocked, SIMless phone it was $30 more. Add to that that you're going to have to shell out $19 for the charging brick and prices of the non-Pro iPhones jumped up $50 this year. Quietly. Covertly. Clandestinely. That's right. Apple lied (fibbed?) about the iPhone's price. Wth? Marketing is taking over the Apple culture in ways I don't like. I know, I know, you're supposed to use "If Jobs were still there..." sparingly, but I'm getting close here. He pulled some fast ones, but I can't remember it being about price. He was never (iirc) wrong, as in "feeding you a line". He was just highly, highly, um, biased when he was telling you what you wanted. Here, with price, I feel like Apple's feeding us a line. And I think that's about it for me.
posted by ruffin at 10/13/2020 02:33:00 PM |
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| Friday, February 28, 2020 | |
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From MacRumors: Leaked proposals from the European Union suggest that smartphone manufacturers in the EU could be forced to make all batteries removable in the future. This would mean that any smartphone brand wanting to sell a handheld in the EU, including Apple, would have to ensure that every device on the market has a user-removable battery (via TechRadar). Yes, please. Long story short, I have an iPhone 8 now, ordered from Decluttr.* It's in pretty good shape, but the battery is at 81%. "Only" $49 to fix at Apple, but you know what would be great? The only downsides afaict are...
What do you want to make a bet that, like the "universal charger" EU mandate that Apple skirted by offering a USB-C to Lightning adapter, they'll just say the battery cases they sell match the letter of the law. /sigh * Longer story: Was waiting on SE 2, in large part because of my hatred of FaceID. Someone was promised an iPhone 8, it was ordered, they did not do the things needed to receive said 8, and I suddenly started thinking: You know, this iPhone is half the price of the SE 2 I'd want ($222 vs $450), has TouchID, and is as fast as an iPhone X. That's just two generations behind. Let's keep it and pocket some cash. Jury's still out. I kinda miss portrait mode, believe it or not, and I wonder how impressive the CPU diff and camera improvements would be. But as in most cases, you don't miss what you haven't seen. So far, my only regret is this battery. Unexpected boon: The Speck CandyShell Card case for the 6S (which I still had from a few years ago) fits the 8 if you Dremel the camera hole a little. Doesn't look super great, but it works. posted by ruffin at 2/28/2020 10:31:00 AM |
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| Thursday, December 05, 2019 | |
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I've had an iPhone XR since essentially the release date, so I've been using it as my daily phone for over a year, upgrading from an iPhone SE. This is enough time to realize that I really, truly, hate Face ID. Maybe some day I'll screed on precisely why, but here's it in a nutshell: I just had a failed attempt to Face ID my leg. I'd used Siri a second before, and didn't close the screen while I carried it into the next room. It tried to Face ID maybe my face as I brought it down after reading Siri's response, then haptic'd again for another fail after I'd lowered it in my hand to beside my thigh. This happened in my home. It happens all the freaking time when I'm running too. Or when I'm driving and need the map to come back. Or when I'm walking around the house listening to podcasts or whatever and have had the phone open recently. Face ID guesses it's time to ID me in all sorts of stupid situations where there's no face in sight. Argh. And what happens when it fails because it tried to ID me when I didn't want it to? It makes me enter my passcode. My passcode is not a four digit number. I can't enter it safely when driving. I can't enter it easily when running. I hate entering it at home when the Face ID lock wasn't my fault. (Let's not even get started with how many times Face ID doesn't realize it's me. That's at least once or twice a day, and sometimes more than five. And sometimes that locks the Face ID and I have to enter my passcode. And at some point I'm going to do a video of how it handles beards, aka the "ignore your chin" feature. I shaved a beard once and could unlock my iPhone by holding a scrunched towel over the bottom of my face.) You know what I like? Touch ID. I like Touch ID because it only tries to ID me when I actively ask it to. It doesn't guess when I want to check my ID -- and guess wrong -- like Face ID. I hope this iPhone SE 2 is a real thing, because I'll be one of the first in line to get an A13 chip with a Touch ID. The XR is nice, but the Face ID is infuriating. Edit 13 Feb 2020: You know, I wonder how much of this is because I use the option not to require attention when using Face ID. Of course the reason I don't require attention is because I often want to "no look" unlock my phone. Why I have to stop what I'm doing and stare intently at my phone to open it, I have no idea. It's painful. It's not easier than dropping my finger on the phone briefly, which I can do no matter what direction my gaze is pointed. I hate Face ID. ;^) Ain't for me. posted by ruffin at 12/05/2019 10:36:00 AM |
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| Sunday, October 27, 2019 | |
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I've run out of iCloud space for my Apple ID. It's not the first time, but this time is one of the worst. I continually get bombarded now with what amount to advertisements asking for me to either buy more space now or, the other button says, "Not now", implying, "Sure, I'll do this later". There is no, "I realize I'm out of space and I'll handle it on my own danged time, thanks," option. There was a time a week or two ago where, no lie, I was getting notifications about being out of space every 10-15 minutes on my iPhone. Combine that with all the stupid in-app advertisements for Apple Music any time I want to play a few albums I purchased there and it makes the "Use Edge" pop-ups in Windows look absolutely innocuous. This badgering is not a mistake. And it's not a technical requirement. It's a marketing strategy. What I really dislike is that, if the reason for all these annoyance notifications are popping up isn't directly tied to pushing services revenue at Apple (I'd like to think it's not, though it probably is), the fact that these market-driven notifications aren't being called and removed sure is. The culture of the company has shifted primarily to sales and revenue over the last, oh, I don't know, eight years. Alternatives: Package up half of someone's photos into as many two gig zip files as it takes to get things off of iCloud and into deep storage. Maybe integrate with Dropbox, OneDrive, AWS Glacier, even Backblaze to move the files over so that your day-to-day phone operation can wake back up. And to keep those files in iCloud until you can confirm you have a good copy at the archival service. Does that make sense? iCloud is, for people who have years and years of pictures, being used in more than one way: Both as active cloud storage for today and as archival storage for years of files. You shouldn't be forced to pay premium dollars for archival storage. Apple doesn't bless us with the distinction, and wants to charge for live storage no matter how often we access something. The manual Photos clean-up processInstead, when I run out of space -- essentially always because of photos -- I have to log into iCloud online, as it's got the only good interface for downloading images, select hundreds of pictures, start downloading, hope the download doesn't break, check that the zip works if it does download, then store them on my box while they upload to my preferred cloud service (but could be just making copies on another hard drive), and then tell iCloud.com to delete my images...... wait for that command to "process", select a few hundred more images, and start again. And again. Until I've take several gigs off and have space in the iCloud again. But there are certainly other options. iOS could ask if someone can backup their iPhone to a local machine, or back up only the most important parts of your iPhone to iCloud, not every app with every piece of data they care about. Even just an "appless" backup might be useful, especially when all this crap (like your email) is likely already in the cloud. I don't know. But stop asking me to spend $12, no, $36, no $120 each year just to use my phone. What's a synonym for extortion?That is, the only solution Apple provides for you when you're out of iCloud space is for you to buy more iCloud space. That's broken. That's the wrong attitude. What is that space being used for? Are there smart ways to do these things another way?And could we maybe stop shutting down services and bombarding users with notifications until we fork over the cash? Is that you, Mr. Soprano? The amount of space you get in iCloud is quickly becoming as painful as the iPhone 5c with 8 gigs of local storage. It's a joke, and it's gotta be creating some negative "cust sat" for Mr. Cook. (I'll ignore that Macs still ship with 128 gig hard drives, and those drives are no longer user upgradeable.) Sure, you can say $3 a month for 200 gigs ain't much, but if I have to pay at least that if I'm a "loyal" customer with a long photo history, that's borderline extortion. Help me use my phone. Stop selling me services. Labels: apple fail, business, cust sat, icloud, iphone posted by ruffin at 10/27/2019 12:13:00 PM |
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| Monday, October 14, 2019 | |
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It looks like the SE 2 is a real thing, but I’m also seeing a good deal of blowback online that this rumored design isn’t a real SE. Look, it looks like it’s not a 4" phone. In that way, it’s not an SE. I’d like to have an iPhone 5 Steve Edition phone with an A13 in it, but that’s apparently not in the cards. An A13 (the latest processor) in a phone case that’s significantly smaller than the XR/11 is, however. And that’s really where the original SE impressed. For $400, you had as fast an iPhone (within reason) as you could buy at the time. It was a top-of-the-line phone for bottom-of-the-line prices. When you can get the latest iPhone processor for $400, that’s a deal all by itself. If you keep thinking, “If I wanted an iPhone 8, I would’ve purchased an iPhone 8,” you’re not trying hard enough. The 8 has an A11. That’s not bad, but it’s two generations old. Why would you shell out $450 when you can save $50 and get two more years of support come March? The SE 2 question really reduces to if you like Face ID and not Touch ID. Personally, I’m exhausted with Face ID. I have a reasonably secure passcode on my phone, and sometimes the stupid thing tries to unlock when I’m just changing volume or using the flashlight and the “false failures” locks out Face ID, forcing me to type in that long password to do something simple, like check the weather. I also notice when I’m riding my bike with Runkeeper I get lots of Face ID locks, which isn’t cool when I’m exercising. I really like the no-look, no accidental unlock failure, multiple fingers mean multiple people sorts of advantages of Touch ID. I’m looking forward to trading out the XR I’ve used for the last year-plus for something smaller, slightly faster, and easier & more convenient [imo] to unlock. Am I really hoping the 4.7“ SE 2 is 4.7” in an edge-to-edge screen in an iPhone 5 case? Sure, but if it’s got Touch ID, that’s not possible. My guess is that ain’t happening. Labels: iphone posted by ruffin at 10/14/2019 08:03:00 PM |
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| Wednesday, July 10, 2019 | |
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Everyone’s weighed in on Jonathan Ives leaving Apple, and originally I didn’t have anything new to say. It sure looked like this was coming if you followed the work he was doing with Jacobs (?) on charity items, work on Apple Park from furniture to walls, etc. He may have led teams doing hardware redesigns, and was probably giving some detailed, serious (and seriously good) feedback on projects delivered to him, feedback that likely drove those designers nuts, but day-to-day Apple hardware? Maybe the Pro case? But, ultimately, I’d believe not so much. But the release of Texas Hold ’Em, an app peak Jobsian in its appreciation of the skeuomorphic, the death of the 12" MacBook, and the rumors of Macbooks getting away from the butterfly keyboard as quickly as possible – combined with iOS 7 – gave me a distinct thought: When the designer gets to choose the key constraints and is not given them, you risk unproductive idealism. Ives was about minimalism. Oh, I’d love to see him write some code. It would be beautifully DRY without one wasted line. But it also might only do 80% of what the acceptance criteria requested. iOS 7 was an interesting thought experiment: How flat can I make UI and still have it be a human-friendly UI? We got there… and a little farther. You sometimes have to cross the line to find it, and you could argue we really didn’t need to find it. But he did, and we did, and iOS has spent several years now recovering -- and has done that recovering not, as I understand it, under his leadership. But Ives selected “flat”. Nobody was clamoring for flat. That was his constraint, his ideal, his Moby Dick. Not ours, iOS users’. That was only his. The butterfly keyboard is similar. The MacBook Air I’m using right now, pre-butterfly, is plenty small enough. The extra ports it has make a lot of sense. It may not be a marvel of ideal design, but it is a marvel of practical design. But that wasn’t enough for Ives’ Apple. They felt they had to find the line – for thinness. For minimalism. And then they unknowingly crossed it. It’s beautiful to have the same holes on each side of the machine, but it’s not human-friendly. It’s wonderful to have the thinest notebook ever, but not if it means that your keyboard craps outs. It’s great to have a 12“ MacBook with a beautiful ”retina" screen, but you’re telling me not only is my CPU pitifully constrained, but that I can’t use a jump drive and my power supply at the same time? Who said we needed thinner notebooks and flatter UIs? Nobody. These were design goals – design contraints – picked by the designer. So much of a notebook’s design aren't elective constraints, but inherent ones for the device. That we need human-sized keys on the keyboard. That we need screens designed for the human eye. That we need the processing power to run a modern OS. That our antennae must get adequate WiFi signal. That our batteries last for a work day plus. But those real-world, human constraints operate against Ives’ elective constraints of minimalism and thinness. He stopped designing for the world and started pursuing ideals. Some of those just happened to work fine with users – the iPhone is as much fashion as practical computer, after all, and we would all yet benefit from still smaller slabs in our pockets. We have not yet reached the functional peak of thinness for phones. We have with laptops. Same with computer and phone screens' resolutions: We are now to the peak, where it’s almost impossible to see pixels with the naked eye, at least for someone who’s not nearsighted. Ives' ideals were useful there (and luckily even he realizes "more than more than the eye can see" has no practical value), but on the thinness & flatness fronts the Ives train has played itself out. And it was at that point of idealism that Ives ceased being a good leader for the largest company by revenue in the world, one that ultimately sells devices to actual humans trying to get daily work done. Labels: apple, apple fail, iphone, macbook posted by ruffin at 7/10/2019 10:20:00 AM |
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| Friday, October 26, 2018 | |
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Finally updated to Mojave on my MacBook Air (2017). It’s nice that the login screen no longer has fuzzy text. I’ll admit I never really understood why Apple let the first thing you saw on the box be as craptastic as that text was. I understand that Apple can do a great job polishing things, but I don’t know that I believe they always do. Other than that, so far I haven’t seen much exciting from Mojave. I will say I’m pretty happy having purchased this MacBook Air now. I was worried they’d upgrade the MacBook line immediately after I purchased – and they did – but they didn’t touch the consumer laptops, and won’t until next week. $750 for a decent MacBook in June (during a great sale at Best Buy) doesn’t look as bad as it did originally. Another unexciting thing: I did preorder the XR. Idk, that’s extravagant, and I don’t understand all the reviews calling the XR “affordable”. It’s not. It’s an insanely indulgent item. Unlike my Nokia 6 that I’ve been using for the last two weeks (long story), the iPhone SE and 6S I used previously both remain nice, fast phones. I don’t need an XR. You can spend much less and still have a great smartphone experience. But even though I filled out the official form that says “leave the phone here” with my number and order number on it, UPS decided they’d rather not be bothered with leaving my phone at my home. Thanks for nothing, UPS! I can pick it up at their office, saving them a trip, if I want… between 7 and 8pm tonight. That’s it. That’s the window. So great thing I preordered that phone. /sigh If I’m lucky, I’ll play with it Monday, maybe Tuesday, night. It will be interesting to see if I change my tune on if it’s worth purchasing later, once I’ve used it. Coming from a 6S, I imagine it’ll run rings around it and take much nicer pictures. But do I need something that expensive, even if I use it an hour or two a day? Um… goodness, no. posted by ruffin at 10/26/2018 05:07:00 PM |
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| Thursday, September 13, 2018 | |
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Going to try and keep this short… I’ve seen some stuff, including this from Niley Patel, saying that the XR is a strange, mismash of a phone. It’s not. We can see its precedents in the 5c, new MacBook Pro, and the iPhone SE.
I think we add one more point to this list…
What needs to happen to charge more for a cheaper version of the same internals? Well, first, you can’t pitch it as a spiritual remake of a four year-old design. You have to pitch it as a new phone. So we have…
It’s not a perfect parallel, but I think you see how Apple’s past clearly births this new . EDIT: Though Stratechery says I’m wrong about the 5c:
I guess I’m wrongly biased from seeing tons of kids enjoy the 5c, sometimes even over a 5 or 5S. I’d guess the 5c failed largely because of the craptastic 8 gig storage on the lowest-end 5c. That’s simply not a useable phone. But the argument that people want what I’d call “aspirational luxury” from their iPhone is an important point. As I said about the SE, above – “Well, first, you can’t pitch it as a spiritual remake of a four year-old design.” – is exactly what we're saying here. If colors didn’t sell, the XR wouldn’t use them. Though maybe I should’ve substituted iMac for 5c?! More interesting in the most recent Stratechery update is the XR explanation, however:
Labels: apple, business, design, iphone, macbook pro posted by ruffin at 9/13/2018 08:56:00 AM |
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| Sunday, August 26, 2018 | |
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The original iPhone SE was a great release, and the first iPhone I’ve shown up to buy on “opening day”. What made it great? It was the latest and greatest iPhone available, packed into a 4" screen. The 6S had been released just six months previously, and now you had the exact same phone with a perfect hand-sized screen (recall the neat images showing how un/reachable the 6 Plus was, or this cold take at Forbes wondering if the iPhone 5 would be too tall). But that was it. Your only sacrifices were no 3D Touch and that your selfie cam was the equivalent of an iPhone 5S. You had the 6S’ main camera & processor, and the old iPhone 5 body meant plenty of space for the battery powering the much less hungry smaller screen. The SE was a great phone. The best buy in iPhone yet. The SE 2 might not be so good. There’s one recent rumor of the SE making a comeback this September. I’m not sure I buy it.
I’ve also read that it’s supposed to have the same resolution as a 7, with some folks speculating that perhaps it’s an “iPhone 7c” equivalent – a more inexpensively made 7 to round out the bottom of the iPhone line. My guess is somebody was adding a new phone to an internal build of XCode and, as all new code seems to be born, copy and pasted existing code, here the iPhone 7 entry, to start. Then this build was accidentally released before they'd updated the listing to whatever phone they meant to be adding. But let’s pretend it’s true, and that there’s a 4-inch ”iPhone 7" on the way in September. It’s sad, isn’t it? Instead of the A12 six months later, it’s the A10 a year and a half late. posted by ruffin at 8/26/2018 07:50:00 AM |
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| Thursday, August 24, 2017 | |
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From Video purports to show testing of Apple 'iPhone 8' with rear-mounted Touch ID:
If you've been watching the rumor mills this year, you'd know Apple's had this option of last resort in their back pocket for a long time. What's important to learn is how much otherwise risky innovation this sort of back-up planning enables. And if you have been not just watching, but watching closely, you've seen a pretty interesting narrative grow around this year's iPhone rumors. I actually do believe Apple was, until the last moment, trying to embed Touch ID in the screen. I'd also buy the rumor that at least one team at Apple was sweating bricks, worried the in-screen Touch ID was going to get the cut, and were scurrying to get it to work at scale. The reason they could wait until the last minute was precisely because they had Touch ID on the back of the phone ready to go. If the only other option they were left with was retina scanning, Apple Pay could've been in trouble. Can you imagine if iRetinaScan 1.0 had a flaw? Now what happens to Apple Pay for those who shelled out for your latest phone? Do they simply lose access to Apple Pay, now that you couldn't keep it secure? If you thought AntennaGate was a big deal, wait until Retina-Apple-Pay-Gate. I'm not saying Apple is excited about back of the phone Touch ID (if it's really going to be used -- I suppose even if this video is legit, Apple could spin up a few mock lines without releasing that design), but it's better than nothing. Now you can include retina scan as the primary access point but not bet the farm on it working. I've been letting an idea for a post stew for a while about how Apple has been remaking hardware to fit in previously designed shells. The original iMac is a good example, as it went through a number of iterations before the shell changed. Starting with the latest iPod touch refresh, however, I think we hit a new gear with hardware design. And with the iPhone 7S or 8 or whatever it'll become, now we're no longer putting, say, last generation's innards into a previously released case, but ensuring that we can use either option 1 or option 2 with the next generation's shell. We saw, for example, two winners in the latest MacBook Pro. The touch bar MacBook Pro and the MacBook Pro Escape are two completely different animals, as I mentioned last December. Who knows how many other designs were created for the same basic aluminum laptop that didn't get chosen. My budding claim is that Apple's MO is now to finish the outer shell well before a final decision has been made on what precisely is going inside. And to swap the choice on insides at the last minute is no longer a big deal, giving Apple lots more room to experiment within a generation. These different design needs are, to steal from Rumsfeld again, known unknowns. If you know you're down to 5 either-or decisions for insides, you can build an exterior that anticipates every combination of them. If there's no back of the phone Touch ID, there's probably a tiny bit of space between the silicon and case that goes unused, or is now used by a battery with a slightly different design. If there is a back of the phone Touch ID, the changes to the rest of the hardware aren't just minimal, they're already completely anticipated. I'm going to bet this sort of "planning for known unknowns" is exactly what Apple's doing, and doing better than anyone. posted by ruffin at 8/24/2017 07:11:00 PM |
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| Thursday, February 23, 2017 | |
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Daring Fireball has some thoughts on why iPad sales are down:
This begs the question, "Why do we feel we need to upgrade our phones so much more often than our tablets?" There are lots of "obvious" reasons.
But I wonder if there's an even simpler practical explanation: When we use our phones, we're in a hurry. A few hundred milliseconds is a much bigger delay for typical phone usage than when you're relaxing/consuming on your iPad. When I'm in a hurry, a faster processor/experience matters more. In "patting your own back" news...From Apple unlikely to develop an Echo-like standalone Siri speaker - report:
File that away in the annuals of, "I believe I had that." Labels: alexa, business, gruber, iPad, iphone, siri, TKHadThat, W1 chip posted by ruffin at 2/23/2017 07:50:00 AM |
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| Wednesday, January 04, 2017 | |
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Why isn't "Flash on Silent" working like you expected if you're using "LED Flash for Alerts" in the iPhone's Accessibility settings? It's because you're coming at it backwards.
It's not "Flash on Silent [only]", which is useful for dopes that can hear. It's "Flash on Silent [even though your switch is telling your phone to be quiet]"! Make sense? If you're deaf, the flash is the sound. If you have your ringer switched to silent, there shouldn't be a flash. The sound is off. If you set "Flash on Silent", your iPhone will "ring" even though it's supposed to be quiet. That is to say, "Flash on Silent" is equivalent to a setting that'd say "Ring on Silent". It also appears that setting "LED Flash for Alerts" off overrides the ability to flash on silent. That's too bad for hearing folk, where the flash only on silent would be awesome. You must have LED Flash for Alerts on for the Flash on Silent to have any effect (afaict). I hope that makes more sense. Don't worry, everyone got this wrong coming at it from the land of the hearing enabled. Labels: iphone posted by ruffin at 1/04/2017 05:23:00 PM |
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| Thursday, November 17, 2016 | |
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Recently I bristled at a fellow who implied that we needed to "touch" a MacBook Pro before critiquing it. Today I did. They're very nice. Very light, well made, great screen. Here are some fimp-ish comments: The Touch Bar is an extended replacement for right-click. I like it.With the Touch Bar, most of what'd be in a context menu is already open, full color, waiting on you. On Windows, I hit shift-F10 to open a context menu. With Touch Bar, it's already open. Like check this out... I downloaded MacVim, hoping I could try it out with the crazy escape key. When I clicked on the dmg file so that it was selected in the Finder, I got this:
That's pretty cool. I can get info, share, or tag it. When I selected "share", I got this share sheet:
Mail, Messages, Airdrop, Notes, and the ever-present "More". Neat!
I can dig it. When I tried Mail, I caught this Touch Bar menu (which, again, I'm arguing is essentially a mouse-free, gesture-aware context menu):
Honestly, that's beautiful. SO much easier than making your user remember lots of keyboard shortcuts if they don't live in your app. And if they live in your app, you could potentially let them set up whatever items they want. And of course this is better than a context-menu, because you can gesture with it as well. Seems small, but Touch Bar isn't just a good idea waiting for programmers to do something with it, as I've heard it described. It's a good idea now, and well integreated into OS and first party apps. Escape is odd. (I'm a VIm user.)I wasn't able to get MacVim installed, as it was an app from the dreaded "unidentified developer" and I haven't been made privvy to the Apple Store admin login and password, but I could open Escape is odd. If you don't know How do you get from Insert to Command mode? Escape.
Escape is now on the Touch Bar, and is just a virtual, not a "real", key. That's not great, but it's not horrible. Here's the weird part -- it's not where it's supposed to be. See that dead space to its left? If I could trade that for a real, dedicated ESC key, I would in a heartbeat. It's hard to "feel", and since it's to the right of where I expect it to be, it's not natural. For someone who hits ESC scores of times a day, well, that stinks. Enough. Fringe case. One interesting tidbit...But one thing I learned while playing around in the Terminal... See that greyed out button to the right of the ESC and color wheel? It says I manned
Again, not a big deal, but nice. Makes me optimistic that the Touch Bar will slowly become second nature. Apple seems to be fairly interested in integrating it. The track pad drives me batty. I couldn't single-click to save my life.I kept force-clicking or having nothing happen. After switching to tap-to-click, I was okay again. But somehow, I've unlearned clicking. And I didn't have this trouble on the MacBook or early MacBook Pros with Force Trackpads. (I think I might have been accidentally alt-clicking sometimes; it's a case of having the whole trackpad clickable) Click-drag drove me crazy too. Windows has a tap, tap-drag gesture I'm used to now, perhaps. But keeping my initial click down is more painful, again, possibily because I was right-clicking at times. Btw, three-finger drag is really well hidden now. But once I found it, instant happiness. The keyboard is louder than it used to be. Like most sensible folk, I couldn't care much less.Aside from my esc issues, above, I've got to say that it's a nice keyboard. I could use it easily when I'm mobile/out of the office/away from my "real" keyboard. USB-C ports are really small. I get it.If this is the trade off to get a smaller laptop, I'm all in. USB-C never bothered me. You need replacement cables for some peripherals, but otherwise, you just need a dock. The new ports (and removal of the old ones) never bothered me. Buying?There are two great times to buy Mac hardware to get your money's worth:
Both of those maximize your cash, I think. The refurb discount is pretty good. I'd convinced myself to wait on the 2017 MacBook, and rather than buy a truck, I'd just buy a real computer for my mobile slot. Right now, I carry around a Lenovo 100S for those times that I "don't carry a computer". It's a crap computer for specs, but has great battery life. The MacBook is nearly the same size, and would actually run rings around the 100S. But now I wonder. That Touch Bar is a nice addition. If that's a $300 mark-up addition like it is on the MacBook Pro, I'll probably wait for a 2017 "F12" MacBook (one without a Touch Bar) to hit the refurb rack. But now, having "touched" one, I think a refurb 13" MacBook Pro with Touch Bar might be an option I'll consider too. It's not as fast as much Y700, but it's a great mobile laptop. Having touched one, I get what the MacBook Pro is trying to be a little better. The new MacBook Pro is still not a truck. Walt Mossberg at The Verge nails this on the head...
Neither will unseat my "truck" on the laptop stand in the home office, but either Mac would mean the Y700 stays on the stand a lot more regularly when I leave the house. I also spent a little time with the iPhone 7. Heeeeeello, nurse. Great feeling phone. You know, I like that home "button" better than the one on my SE. I played around with the settings, and "2" feels great. Labels: hardware, iphone, lenovo, macbook pro, touch bar posted by ruffin at 11/17/2016 05:09:00 PM |
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| Friday, September 16, 2016 | |
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I posted to Medium, so now I get a daily "newsletter". It's not super, but this morning I checked out Why Silicon Valley is all wrong about Appleโs AirPods by Chris Messina. He starts, give or take, with this:
He then goes on to recap my Medium post on AirPods (not actually my post, I don't think, but exactly the same ideas, all the way to deriding businessmen who wore Jawbones), but wasted words, less direction, and better pictures. posted by ruffin at 9/16/2016 08:33:00 AM |
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